Sunday, November 18, 2012

Cheating 101

Yes, he cheated...


    
     Let the karma do its job – You can do nothing about something that has been done. Out of all the feline species, I swear the cat family. Out of all the days in a week, I curse Fridays. I say – If you have this effin feline distemper, do it to others, not to the person whom you know is committed. Respect a relationship. Had a feeling that you ever regret why you talked or even be-friend with someone who lately turns out to become the greatest slut you ever met in your entire life? Even sent her a sorry message via Facebook! Count me in.

     For all those who have their girlfriends in their arms: Yes, love is important but we need your strength to resist temptation – we know we can’t keep an eye on you every seconds of the day, (and I know you’d hate that) that’s why we have this thing ‘trust’ on you. And most important: ex girlfriends are shits of all cattle (not only bulls haha). Looks can be deceiving, that angel faced, innocent looking visage is nothing but a two-lying fork tongued dimply faced biatch, trying to get to your boyfriend back in in every chance she may get. Yes dear, love is a battlefield, and she may be camouflaged with an innocent face hiding her dirty little secrets. The past and the present just don’t simply mix. Horribly excruciating for me, but life goes on.

     For the girlfriends who were cheated by their boyfriends (and vice versa): Sometimes, proper self-control and being patient to listen to the reasons of your partner gets you into deeper understanding on how you love him, accept the challenge, learn to forgive, and love him even more – especially when he shows you he’s willing to change, and loving you more. Don't put him out or leave him - yet.
Instead of your first move, putting him out or leaving him should be your last resort. Make him feel more loved and deserves your second chance. At least there are still boyfriends who are brave enough to tell their girlfriends what they had in their pasts (even it'll break your heart) but I mean, they told you that simply because he loves you. And if ever your relationship is on the rocks, try to don't bring up the issues in past (IF it is already resolved) because both of you will go into circles, a never ending circle, not moving on from the cheat issue. But when he does the same shit again, (and the most painful thing is when it is with his ex girlfriend) well, the problem's not you… Don’t stick into somebody that makes you feel like you’re a total shipwreck. Yes, I admit, girls, when they get into this thing called love, takes its licking from self control, and end up being losers. Move on, especially when you did your part enough and he’s not contented! He deserves to be cursed, be hit by a thousand wheeler truck over and over again, his penis be chopped and mixed with dog food. (Doggies do surely like it!) Gore grinding brutality is pretty, especially when you’ve been hurt badly.

     Lastly, for the ex-girlfriends who keep on clinging on their past relationship: Move on, move back, let go. Post break up sex is not a good idea to bring up the old "flame" you had with your ex. It's like, 80% is "he's-sorry-for-you-feeling-because-he-knows-you-still-love-him" or "this-will-be-the-last-sex-with-her-feeling" and 20% lust. For short, the "guilt" feeling. Swear, my friend told me this.
:) (And I feel sorry for you girl!) I mean, girl, don’t cry on the bus just because he didn't agree to your idea to have sex – even if he's you ex. Even if you had him first, the hell who cares, girl, just respect yourself. Find yourself, learn new things, bake, read Cosmo, watch movies, or if ever your vaginitis attacks again and want to "do" it again with your ex, darling, there's already hexetidine available in the market, its over-the-counter. Just apply it in your inguinal area, voila! At least I can say, if we two ever meet across a street, I can look straight into your eyes and smile (and suddenly roll my eyes) because I know how bitch you are. LOL. Actually, there are different types of ex-girlfriends, and well, it’s pretty normal that you’ll be dwelled with your past for a quite sometime, but God, is hooking up with your past who has been committed now to his present is healthy? Remember dear: "What goes around, comes around" and what you have done may come back to you, ten-folds. Just be happy that you’re past lover is on cloud nine for good with his present! :)

     For how many billion people here in our beautiful planet, I’m pretty sure God destined a special someone for each one of us. Chances come and go, baby! And if you’re feeling like the one you have now makes you feel loved more than anyone loved you before – Congratulations! You’re lucky enough now to feel that, but one must bear that nothing last forever. Hold him in your arms like you don't want to let go, love like there's no tomorrow. The chance you have now, never let that slip away because you might be missing something in the next years of your life. Love stories seen on the movies may not be that ideal, and may not happen the way you want it, so make sure that when you fall in love, you give your best, accept your partner’s flaws (except when he’s been cheating and lying to you all the time), learn from each other, face problems together – and make each day full of love and happier than yesterday.

     Friends: I didn't mean something 'bout this note, (oh yeah!) I'm talking 'bout reality. "Pana-panahon" lang yan as they say. Time to love, be loved, be cheated, feel like loser, to forgive, and be losers again. Well, we don't know, maybe we'll also be a cheater for sometime! Kidding.

     Karma's a bitch.